Patriotism

A young pakistani who used to hate his country, was frustated with the problems he faced there, had enough of water and electricity shortage, who used to curse the country, and never left a chance to criticize the country….was once walking on the road when suddenly a high tension wire fell upon him and as he was about to die the miserable and painful life, suddenly ELECTRICITY went off and he yelled from happiness…”

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

Few Idiots may think that the boy lived happily ever after like a patriot….but the moment he stood up, he realized that if he were somewhere abroad, there was no chance of falling of a HIGH TENSION wire on a pedestrain….!!

Moral of the story: Things uttered in emotions are not long lasting…

This is what actually happens

A man is walking in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl’s life.A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: ‘You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

‘Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl’.

The man says: ‘But I am not a New Yorker!’
Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
‘Brave American saves life of little girl’ the policeman answers.
‘But I am not an American!’ – says the man. Oh, what are you then?’
The man says: ‘I am a Pakistani!’
The next day the newspapers say:

‘Extremist kills innocent American dog’

Definition of Kiss in different fields !!

Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 

A little girl & a rich person

 An orphan, a little girl, stood at the street corner begging for food, money or whatever she could get. Now, this girl was wearing very tattered clothes, was dirty and quite disheveled. A well to do you man passed that corner without giving the girl a second look. But, when he returned to his expensive home, his happy and comfortable family, and his well-laden dinner table, his thoughts returned to the young orphan. He became very angry with God for allowing such conditions to exist. He reproached God, saying, “How can you let this happen? Why don’t you do something to help this girl???” Then he heard God in the depths of his being responding by saying “I did. I created you.”

Racism

Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. “Madam, what is the matter,” the hostess asked. “You obviously do not see it then?” she responded. “You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat. “Be calm please,” the hostess replied. “Almost all the places on this Flight is taken. I will go to see if another place is available.” The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. “Madam, Just as I thought, there is no other available seat in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: “It is not Usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first-class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.” She turned to the black guy, and said, “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.” At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.