Hell Theory

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington mid-term chemistry exam. The answer by one student to the bonus
question was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues,
via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.
 
    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic(absorbs heat)?
 
    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's
Law(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
 
   “ First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions
that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you
are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is
more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially.
    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell
to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added. This gives two possibilities:
 
 
  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
all Hell breaks loose.
 
    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
 
   So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during
my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then
number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven and thereby proving the existence
of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

Why do we buy cars..why not trucks

Ever wondered why we buy cars and never trucks ???

Lets take a look on the following pictures to get a basic idea !!

 

Finally a Picnic

Well finally and fortunately our dear organisers are all ready to head towards a picnic point passing through AL-ASIF…all you guys I hope you know why I mentioned that…All paper work has been done and point shall not pick us but we will get into the point from NIPA.

We beautifully got rid of an unwanted chewing gum who wanted to join us for picnic…anyways….hope everything goes well

Definition of Kiss in different fields !!

Prof .of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

 

A little girl & a rich person

 An orphan, a little girl, stood at the street corner begging for food, money or whatever she could get. Now, this girl was wearing very tattered clothes, was dirty and quite disheveled. A well to do you man passed that corner without giving the girl a second look. But, when he returned to his expensive home, his happy and comfortable family, and his well-laden dinner table, his thoughts returned to the young orphan. He became very angry with God for allowing such conditions to exist. He reproached God, saying, “How can you let this happen? Why don’t you do something to help this girl???” Then he heard God in the depths of his being responding by saying “I did. I created you.”